Sunday, September 23, 2012

Choco the gringo dog and other tales....



I'm learning a lot more about Bolivian culture living with my family. They are very religious but also pretty political and I've had some very interesting conversations with Marcelo (the dad). The family lived in brazil for 8 years and he´s not very happy about the state of Bolivia.
Marcelo, Sofia, Marcelito, Lillian and Dani enjoying some icecream after a traditional sunday lunch


In many ways Bolivian culture is very traditional and conservative. I always have breakfast and lunch with my family and for lunch we go to Lillian's mum's house everyday for a three course meal. There's usually at least 12 people there including uncles and cousins. In Bolivia lunch breaks are usually at least 2 hours long.

The school day is only 4 hours long so the kids then go home to study and we all go back to work.

Roco - one of our many friendly guard dogs
Both Lillian and her mum have several cats and dogs. Pets are really popular here although they are not particularly sentimentalised and lots end up as street dogs. I remember staying with the indigenous family in Peru and the five year old being positively encouraged to kick the cat up the arse if it tried to come into the kitchen.
Rex - our other friendly guard dog

Similarly, at one lunch with the family, the grandad, a very mild mannered taxi driver, noticed that the cat Figaro was begging for food next to me so he quietly picked it up by its neck and threw it out of the window!

The most famous street dog here is a very well fed Alsatian called choco who hangs out around the main square. He's called the gringo dog because he knows if you are foriegn and will follow gringos around all day. He also only responds to English commands! There are many theories as to why this is. He's a real living urban legend of sucre.
Choco the Gringo dog



traditional bolivian chicharron - deep fried pork..... mmmmm heart attack.








Saturday, September 22, 2012

Me gusta Spanish in Sucre!




My jeep back through the desert was pretty nice. I met two bolivianos, one just getting a transfer and the other doing the tour as a tourist- not something you see much of in Bolivia. I decided to jump straight on a night bus to sucre as I'm not a huge fan of Uyuni. 



The bus was fine except the old lady next to me had a puppy that liked to sneak over to me while she was sleeping and chew on my new jumper. I couldn't get him to stop doing this without waking the old lady up so in the end we came to a compromise and he quietly destroyed my glove instead.



I arrived in sucre at 4 am but the driver let me sleep in the bus for a couple more hours till it was light and I could get to my hostal. And I decided to spend the day chilling out, with just a short walk round the centre and to the market. 

So..... 48 hours into travelling alone I managed to get food poisoning! yeay. I believe it's my first time and I can honestly say that I never want to go through that again. Thank god I was the only person in the dorm! I didn't realise at the time but dermot then got robbed while in Buenos Aires. So not a great start to our solo travellings.

Luckily dermot was fine and my host mum came to collect me the next day and after some rest I recovered pretty quickly.

My host family are lovely. Lillian is a teacher in the school, marcelo is a doctor and they have three kids daniella 14, sophia12, and marcelito (little marcelo) 6.  They've made me feel so welcome and comfortable and it's great being able to practice my spanish with them.

Lillian with Marcelito ready for national students day


The school is brilliant too, with good teachers and loads of activities. Although my morning teacher has the disturbing habit of  vigorously rubbing his hands together and winking  - which makes me want to hit him. But he is very nice.
Fernando, Eli, Al, Andrew, Donna and me

Al with his presentation


one of the many, many parades


Sucre is an old colonial town that's a bit smaller than Brighton, with pretty white building and squares and a really friendly feel to it. I'm really enjoying getting settled into a place and it looks like I'm going to learn loads while I'm here. So yeay!







Three days on mars

After the senda verde we hopped onto a night bus to Uyuni. I think I've spoken about the state of Bolivian roads before but this was ridiculous. I wouldn't even put it down as our worst journey because it was so ridiculous it was kind of funny. From about 2am onwards it felt as if we were driving as fast as was physically possible over a corrugated road. It felt like we were been launched into space. For 6 hours. 





But we got there in the end. Uyuni is a pretty bleak town in the middle of nowhere which has become a tourist hub as it is the first stop on the salt flats tour. The salt flats have been on our to do list since we first decided to come to south America but we were a bit nervous as you hear endless horror stories about the tour operators. Plus you're stuck in a jeep with you group so it really depends on who you end up with. Luckily our group was lovely - a Dutch Brazilian guy, his Dutch girlfriend and a Polish girl. All really positive, easy to talk to types!


Our driver Theo was less than interested in us, but he was sober and the jeep didn't break down so I will still rate the tour as a success. (one of the reviews for a different company tells of how thier driver got so drunk one of the tourists had to drive the jeep on the second day. From what we´ve heard this is not rare)


His answers to our enquiries about the salt flats and how much salt is produced involved such insights as 'a lot' and 'not much'. Although he was very precise about when tourism fist hit Uyuni (1984). In fact, he glazed over a bit. Back then his customers were 'millionaires', not the poor students he has to put up with these days. They were 'real adventurers' back then. They never complained about the car. 





We decided from that point on not to mention the fact that there was a huge crack in the windscreen, the windows wouldn't close, one door didn't close properly and the speedometer and fuel gage didn't work.




In any case the scenery was incredible. Totally lived up to our expectations and it really did feel like we were on mars for three days. 
































Weirdly enough, our most magical moment was watching the full moon rise over the desert on our first night. It was so bright none of knew what it was, it felt a bit apocalyptic. 








We finished the tour by having a lovely hot thermal bath at sunrise at 4900 meters above sea level. Mmmmm. 

After the tour we popped over the border to San pedro de Atacama in Chile. It's a really nice little hippy town - a bit like a Brighton in the desert. In fact if I ever have to listen to badly played pan pipes again I may have to hurt someone.
Coming into chile made me realise once again how different Andean culture is. As soon as we crossed the border you could feel the andean spirit leaving: There were road signs and speed regulations etc. plus the people in chile talk really animatedly and look you in the eye which never seems to happen in Bolivia or Peru. 

The highlight of our stay there was the star tour. The sky is so clear there that it is considered to be the best place on earth to star gaze. We went on a guided tour of the sky with a French astrologer who took us out of the town to look at the milky way using an impressive laser pointy thing to point out stars and constellations. Then we got to look through various huge telescopes at planets, galaxies and super novas. It was really cool and our guide was super enthusiastic. Which is always nice.
After a few days in San pedro  me and dermot had to go our seperate ways; him on a bus to argentina so he could get home to start his phd. And me, back into a jeep and accross the desert... Return to Bolivia!




Tuesday, September 11, 2012

La paz, jungles and MONKEYS etc...


We returned to the wild rover to find out that two couples we had met in Ecuador were staying there so we went out with them for the weekend. On the Sunday all fears of a police inspection disappeared and the wild rover resumed its old ways. Oh . Dear. It was like waking up in a frat house but with less dignity. Loads of drunk lads with their muscles out shouting 'top off!' And forcing people to kiss each other and down drinks. Blerg. 

so luckily we had booked to cycle down the Death road the next day . It used to be the main road from la Paz to the yungas, and at that time nearly 200 people died in traffic accidents every year. It took 17 years to build the alternative road that involves 19 bridges and opened in 2006. Nowadays the death road is the domain of  foreign cyclists . It's actually pretty easy for a cyclist, but I can't imagine trying to manoeuvre the sharp corners and sudden drop offs in a bus or a car. Our guide, Noel, threw a rock off one edge and it took 5 seconds to hit anything. He had to do this because we spent the whole thing in a rain cloud! So we missed the supposedly stunning views, but the ride was so much fun I don't think either of us cared. 


When we got to the bottom we checked in at the senda verde, an Eco lodge turned animal refuge. We spent two days hanging out with parrots, turtles, ducks and monkeys- all rescued from the black market. We even met a spectacled bear, one of the rarest bears in the world. The majority of the animals were free to roam wherever but stayed close to the human lodgings because they got food and were used to human contact.


In fact, we were the one who had our meals in a cage while they messed about outside. The monkeys could even get into your cabin if you didn't lock it properly. indeed, dermot had a bit of an altercation with one on our last day.





A few others, like the bear and some aggressive monkeys had to be kept in enclosures or cages. This was really sad as they could not be released because they were too tame, and would be vulnerable to attack by other animals or being captured again by humans. It seemed to be a bit of a circular problem. Like most animal refuges in Bolivia it runs on tourist volunteers who pay money to work there. I can't help thinking that this is not a good long term solution and that local people need to be trained up and given a proper wage to help educate the local communities. But Bolivia has a lot of other problems and very few resources, so animals are not top priority at the moment.

The spider monkeys were my favourites, so chilled out and happy to play with other monkeys. They were really affectionate and loved hugs; although it took time for them to trust you. We were taken into the cappuchin monkey area too. These are some of the most intelligent monkeys in the world and you could really tell. They were like human children and would go straight for your pockets, undoing zipps and trying to search up your sleeves for food. They can even do certain types of abstract thought, so that if you present them with a closed hand they can imagine that somethings in it.






On our last day we didn't want to leave. I would have loved to have been able to stay and volunteer there. then, As if she knew what we were all thinking, nina the spider monkey strolled up, plonked herself on dermots lap and fell asleep while we were waiting for the taxi.




The taxi back to la Paz was a slightly more abrupt introduction to bolivian transport. They have an unexplained habit of cobbling parts of their main roads. which doesnt make that much difference as only 10% are paved anyway. this is actually probably a good thing as when taxi or bus drivers catch a sniff of tarmac they put pedal to the floor with none of such western trivialities as checking mirrors or even changing gear. Suffice to say that it was a lot scarier than riding down the death road.